Ralph the Talking Squirrel
So, Ann Coulter is a crazy bitch isn�t she? She was on some political talk show yesterday talking about how people who are involved in �Christian marriages� have more orgasms and more joyful sex than those who are in deviant relationships. This confused me; does this mean that Jews can�t have joyful sex? Haven�t they suffered enough? Plus, J and I spent a while trying to decide if we are in a Christian marriage. A Unitarian minister married us but we don�t go to services and J was never even baptized (I was). And to be honest the sex isn�t any more joyful now that we are married�it�s pretty much the same.
Had a surprisingly good talk with Dallas, my boss, yesterday. Maybe I will survive here a little longer after all.
Had a dream last night that I drove my car into this house. The house was owned by this little squirrel that kept asking me what kind of carpet I had in my house. After I had figured out that the squirrel was not hurt and his house wasn�t really damaged I called to have my husband come pick me up. When he got there the squirrel (who was named Ralph) tried to sell us some carpet. We drove away.
I couldn�t figure out what was bothering me with this dream until I was on the bus this morning�my husband in my dream was not my husband but this boy I knew in high school. I felt much better after figuring this out.
You know, because the rest of the dream about a talking squirrel selling carpet was totally normal.