I Want To Believe

Oh Heavenly Baseball Gods

Please have mercy on us

The Chicago Faithful

Let Kerry Wood be masterful tonight

Let Sammy hit at least one out

Let Kyle Farnsworth tackle Pudge Rodriguez until he bleeds into the dirt

Do not let the Unholy Fan bring down Cub Nation

Let us win a World Series

So that old people in the Midwest may die in peace

We pray in your Holy name

Amen