Random Thoughts
Sadly. Still made my morning. Even as I sped away.
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The woman two cubes from me is listening to soft rock. Celion Dione, Whitney Houston. AND SINGING ALONG.
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Last night my husband came home, mocked me for leaving work on time (even though he YELLS when I stay late), ate the dinner that I cooked for him and passed out like he had worked so hard. Um. I got up two hours before you did, worked two hours longer and have a bad cold.
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My PMS is really bad today.
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My bus driver complimented my shoes this morning. I am not sure if this is a good thing or not.
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My boss is still fucking with me about my title change which was supposed to be a promotion but now I feel like won't be. This makes me want to smack her. Also makes me want to look for another job where people won't fuck with me. A job on another planet perhaps?
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I had a dream last night that a monkey was sticking a banana up my nose. I woke up and Buster was poking me in the face with his chew flip.
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I have dry skin scales around my nose. And pimples on my chin. Apparently there is no justice.
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A woman called me from the Dean campaign last night. She was giggling and snorting. I got the distinct feeling she was stoned. I can't imagine why middle America isn't voting for him.
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I really want to wear my velour sweatsuit. Twenty four hours a day, seven days a week. I would consider taking it off to shower.
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Bill Murray is cuter now with gray hair.
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I hate it when grown women speak in baby voices at work. SHUT UP!!!