Today Blows
I woke up this morning with about eight million zits. My skin had a serious rebellion and HATES me. I had to do my makeup twice because it just looked like I had tried to cover that shit in spackle the first time.
Then my outfit looked stupid so I had to find another. And the dog peed on our clean laundry basket.
And I dropped half my bagel in the space between the fridge and the counter and ya'll know I used a meatfork to retrieve it. Fuck the six second rule I was hungry.
Then we hit crazy traffic and were late to work.
I had a meeting first thing this morning and found out after I was there that I didn't need to be there but couldn't just leave because I would look rude. Then I went and peed and it BURNED. And then I threw up.
Yes, I believe I have a bladder infection.
So J has to come pick me up and take me home so I can die in peace.
After I go and pee in a cup at the Dr's office of course.
Today sucks.
I guess I will just try tomorrow.