Its Friday I'm a Little Scattered
My mental illness has invaded my shopping urge. I am very afraid.
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I had a dream last night that I was vaulting in the Olympics.
Naked.
Seriously. No one wants to see that shit. There is a reason that there is never a Naked Olympics on the Spice Channel even though most men have porny thoughts about gymnasts.
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Am going to hell.
I just laughed at the dachshund when she tripped over the cord for the heating pad and fell off our futon.
If I ever die in my sleep she will totally eat me before the paramedics get here.
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I am so bored. I guess I will go watch Dance 360 and Cold Case Files while playing online poker.
This is such a great combination. It could only be improved by being able to do it in bed.
Anyone want to buy me a laptop?