Its Not the Eighties and You Are No Molly Ringwald

Confidential to the woman I saw this morning on the corner of Sixth and Pine: that much blue eye shadow does not make you look like your eyes are bluer. It makes you look like that cute asses boyfriend of yours punched you in the eye. All those people staring at you? Not admiring your beauty. They are wondering if they should call the police.

Tone it down honey.
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How big of a fame whore is former Bachelorette Trista that she was on Fear Factor last night AND a Travel Channel special last week? My rule is that if she is on I don't watch that network for the night.

This means I missed a World Poker Tour Tournament last week.

FUCKING TRISTA