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Archives

2005-03-21 :: New Digs

2005-03-20 :: Deletions

2005-03-17 :: Oh Go Take Your Viagra

2005-03-17 :: You Can Put Your Shamrock Up Your . .

2005-03-17 :: Fuck That Ham

2005-03-16 :: Anniversary of Crap

2005-03-15 :: Fuck the Ham, Mother

2005-03-14 :: First Laugh

2005-03-14 :: Damn Birds

2005-03-13 :: Craaaaazy, and Sadly Not Drunk

2005-03-11 :: I Need Another Shot

2005-03-10 :: What's Next? Crying During Commercials for Long Distance Carriers?

2005-03-10 :: You Kiss Me With That Mouth?

2005-03-09 :: Told You So

2005-03-08 :: Genetically Flawed

2005-03-07 :: Missing My Fake ID

2005-03-05 :: 38 Steps to a Miserable But Pretty Smelling Dog

2005-03-05 :: Doggie Therapy Needed

2005-03-04 :: The View

2005-03-02 :: Stuck

2005-03-01 :: Damn Keds Making Me Cry

2005-03-01 :: Its Not the Eighties and You Are No Molly Ringwald

2005-02-28 :: New Toy

2005-02-28 :: Oscar in Summary

2005-02-28 :: Apples

2005-02-26 :: Good Thing I am Cute

2005-02-25 :: Oh the Humanity

2005-02-24 :: Four More Years

2005-02-22 :: Sperm Check In

2005-02-22 :: Weaning from My One True Love

2005-02-22 :: A Girl Has to Pee Sometime

2005-02-19 :: Still in My Hole

2005-02-18 :: Not Missing a Pill

2005-02-17 :: She's Gone

2005-02-16 :: Controlling the Psycho Within

2005-02-15 :: Sperm Dignity

2005-02-14 :: V Day

2005-02-12 :: Commercial Rage

2005-02-10 :: Mitten Kitten

2005-02-09 :: Saggy Black Socks

2005-02-08 :: The Day After

2005-02-07 :: Pitchers and Catchers Need to Report

2005-02-06 :: The Not-So Super Bowl

2005-02-04 :: Boys Don't Make Passes . . .

2005-02-03 :: Breast Betrayal

2005-02-02 :: Germ Wars

2005-02-01 :: Attack of the Clones

2005-01-31 :: Birds and Elephants

2005-01-31 :: GAH!

2005-01-31 :: Thinking About Suzanne

2005-01-27 :: Stepford Christians

2005-01-27 :: Pool Losing Whiners

2005-01-26 :: CAKE

2005-01-26 :: Cold Front

2005-01-25 :: Ripping

2005-01-24 :: Oh, Nothing

2005-01-20 :: The Dachshund Cure

2005-01-19 :: Still Sucking

2005-01-19 :: Well I Don't Sniff It

2005-01-18 :: Umbrellaphobia

2005-01-17 :: Why Was I Talking About Gazebos?

2005-01-15 :: Hate/Love

2005-01-14 :: Next Year's Trend?

2005-01-13 :: I Missed Project Runway!?!?!?

2005-01-12 :: Did McCarthy Have a Son?

2005-01-11 :: Smelly Boy and Short Man

2005-01-10 :: SOCKS IS A WOMAN!

2005-01-10 :: Snowy Assholes

2005-01-06 :: Personal. Growth.

2005-01-06 :: Am an Asshole

2005-01-05 :: No Man's Land

2005-01-04 :: Attack of the Fifty Foot Geek

2005-01-03 :: New Year and the No Freak Out Zone

2004-12-30 :: New Year's and Annoying Foreign Offices

2004-12-29 :: Kit-Kats and Natural Disasters

2004-12-28 :: Cue the Tomatoes

2004-12-28 :: A Little Sad

2004-12-23 :: Clockwork Falls

2004-12-22 :: Hazard Pay

2004-12-21 :: Fuck You Glamour

2004-12-20 :: Smells Like

2004-12-17 :: Peanut Butter Adventure

2004-12-17 :: Leave Your Brats at Home Asshole

2004-12-16 :: What is the Male Form of Cruella?

2004-12-15 :: Welcome Guests

2004-12-15 :: Anyone Want a Pug?

2004-12-14 :: Mom and Dad

2004-12-13 :: The Itchy and Scratchy Show

2004-12-13 :: That is Just Unacceptable

2004-12-10 :: Cry For Me

2004-12-09 :: What is Tall, Hairy and Smells Like Poo?

2004-12-09 :: Wedding Website?

2004-12-08 :: Boobah Melted My Brain

2004-12-02 :: Steroids Blah

2004-12-01 :: Neurotic Crap

2004-12-01 :: Santa Baby

2004-11-30 :: Good Start

2004-11-29 :: First Day Back

2004-11-27 :: Delicate Balance

2004-11-25 :: Thanksgiving

2004-11-24 :: Pre-Thanksgiving Mess

2004-11-23 :: Fear Factor

2004-11-22 :: Snippets

2004-11-22 :: Manic Monday

2004-11-22 :: Values

2004-11-19 :: What About the PONIES?

2004-11-18 :: Long Live Tyra

2004-11-17 :: Porn and Pills

2004-11-15 :: Its Free

2004-11-15 :: This Just In

2004-11-15 :: Am Selfish

2004-11-12 :: One Potato, Two Potato

2004-11-11 :: Veterans' Day

2004-11-10 :: I Don't Really Do Forks

2004-11-10 :: Puke Sweater

2004-11-10 :: Close to Equal

2004-11-09 :: Food Issues

2004-11-08 :: Quirks

2004-11-08 :: Goddamn Dieters

2004-11-05 :: Its Friday I'm a Little Scattered

2004-11-04 :: Conversion #2

2004-11-03 :: CRY

2004-11-02 :: Its Today

2004-11-01 :: Sorry About This

2004-11-01 :: One More Day

2004-10-28 :: Its a SWEEP

2004-10-27 :: I Am Begging

2004-10-27 :: Better. I Think

2004-10-26 :: Do-Over

2004-10-25 :: Today Blows

2004-10-22 :: The Mommy Chop

2004-10-21 :: Biggest Chokers Ever

2004-10-20 :: One More

2004-10-19 :: Four Days a Week

2004-10-18 :: GAMESIX!!!!!!!

2004-10-18 :: Hang On

2004-10-17 :: Baseball Blues

2004-10-15 :: If I Should Die

2004-10-14 :: Ugly Shit People Wear

2004-10-13 :: And a Step Back

2004-10-12 :: Get Dressed

2004-10-11 :: Acne and Body Hair

2004-10-10 :: Dumbass

2004-10-08 :: Flashing Lawn Boys and Febreeze

2004-10-06 :: Doggie Rebellion

2004-10-05 :: Falling for Fall

2004-10-04 :: I Really Really Don't Stink

2004-10-04 :: Predictions and Ho-Hum

2004-10-02 :: J-Dad, Quit Calling

2004-09-30 :: Poker Pickups

2004-09-30 :: Workplace Rules

2004-09-28 :: My Jordan

2004-09-27 :: They Are Working

2004-09-25 :: The Finest Things

2004-09-22 :: Shitting in a Bag

2004-09-20 :: Bring Back the Face Fur

2004-09-20 :: Monica Had Her Baby!

2004-09-16 :: Not the News I Wanted

2004-09-15 :: I Will Call the Rabbi When My Ox is Fixed

2004-09-13 :: The PPs

2004-09-12 :: Wheepy Weekend

2004-09-10 :: Damn, J Was Right

2004-09-08 :: Mama He's Crazy

2004-09-07 :: Pathetic

2004-09-05 :: Yankee Killers

2004-09-03 :: Missing Kitty Update

2004-09-01 :: Post Its From My Soul

2004-08-31 :: Damn Cat and Fucking Husbands

2004-08-30 :: Lalalalalalala Marriage

2004-08-30 :: Elevator Rage

2004-08-30 :: Best Friend, Relaxation, and the FUCKING CAT

2004-08-26 :: Conversion #1

2004-08-26 :: Seven More Hours to Go

2004-08-25 :: Thriller Morning

2004-08-24 :: Late and Purplely

2004-08-23 :: Family of Six

2004-08-20 :: Emotional Roller Coaster

2004-08-18 :: Thinking About Jbro

2004-08-17 :: Hot Men in Little Outfits--WHOO!

2004-08-16 :: Happy Birthday to Me

2004-08-13 :: Fucking Engineers

2004-08-13 :: Annoyed

2004-08-09 :: Homesick

2004-08-07 :: Neighborhood Blahs

2004-08-06 :: Rushing

2004-08-06 :: Sadness

2004-08-05 :: We WON

2004-08-04 :: I am So Unusual

2004-08-03 :: SNORE

2004-08-02 :: Fever Blisters and Baseball

2004-07-30 :: Get Mama a COKE

2004-07-29 :: Yay Team!

2004-07-29 :: Voting Rant, AGAIN

2004-07-27 :: Old Lady, Sympathy and Political Rage

2004-07-26 :: Ew, For So Many Reasons

2004-07-26 :: A Short List of Reasons that I Am A Cranky Bitch, Or Everything In the World Everywhere

2004-07-25 :: Culture of Fear

2004-07-22 :: Boring Crap

2004-07-21 :: Darla II

2004-07-21 :: Darla

2004-07-20 :: Planes and Short Hair Explanations

2004-07-19 :: Dog Shit and Frenchies

2004-07-18 :: Patience is Not My Virtue

2004-07-17 :: But I Won't Like It

2004-07-15 :: One More Down

2004-07-15 :: Ass Squared

2004-07-13 :: Best Bitches Forever

2004-07-13 :: Eat a Carb

2004-07-12 :: Free At Last

2004-07-08 :: Thank God He is a Terrible Listener

2004-07-06 :: Why I Am Not Cool and Have Never Been Cool and Will Never Be Cool

2004-07-06 :: Fireworks, Vice-Presidents and White Pants

2004-07-01 :: An Example of Me Being Shallow and an Asshole

2004-06-28 :: Uber-Bitch

2004-06-28 :: I Love Clinton

2004-06-25 :: Bargains

2004-06-24 :: Mr. Fix-It

2004-06-23 :: Odd But True

2004-06-22 :: MVP

2004-06-21 :: Link O'Rama

2004-06-20 :: The Former Mrs. G

2004-06-18 :: The Shrub and the Restless

2004-06-17 :: Political Daddy

2004-06-16 :: Woman-haters?

2004-06-16 :: More Turkey Mr. Chandler?

2004-06-15 :: Humiliation at Burger King

2004-06-15 :: Late Night, Big Win

2004-06-14 :: Fucking Bus

2004-06-13 :: Part Two

2004-06-13 :: MIL Blues

2004-06-12 :: Part One

2004-06-10 :: Eeek

2004-06-10 :: I'm BAAAAAAAAACK

2004-06-03 :: Crap, Eighty-Four Thousand And ONE Things to Do

2004-06-02 :: Picky Picky

2004-06-01 :: Optimism and Eddie Izzard

2004-05-29 :: Rambling

2004-05-28 :: Prattle

2004-05-27 :: Favored Child

2004-05-26 :: Marriage and Hair

2004-05-25 :: Cut it Off?

2004-05-24 :: Product Placement

2004-05-24 :: Wasted Weekend

2004-05-20 :: Politics, Even I am Bored

2004-05-19 :: Too Much TV and White Pants Rebellion

2004-05-17 :: Moms, Fashion and Jesus

2004-05-17 :: Monday Blows

2004-05-15 :: My Skin Hates Me

2004-05-14 :: The Birds

2004-05-12 :: Bus Stop Bitches

2004-05-10 :: 30 Not So Important Things

2004-05-10 :: Crab Legs, Stoners and Reality TV

2004-05-08 :: Why Tanning is My Last Vice

2004-05-07 :: Its Friday and I am Dull

2004-05-05 :: Marriage Rules

2004-05-02 :: Monkey Loving

2004-05-01 :: How Did THIS Happen?

2004-05-01 :: WHOOOOOOO

2004-04-30 :: Dreading Monday

2004-04-28 :: Nature Schamture

2004-04-27 :: Three Things

2004-04-26 :: ACK!

2004-04-23 :: Its a GIRL

2004-04-22 :: Customer Disloyalty Card

2004-04-21 :: Rushed

2004-04-20 :: I Am Out

2004-04-16 :: Just Do It

2004-04-14 :: Start Caring

2004-04-13 :: DAMN

2004-04-12 :: Fucking 7-11

2004-04-08 :: Smile This

2004-04-06 :: New Meaning to Bubblehead

2004-04-06 :: I Am That Innocent

2004-04-05 :: Pardon Me, Sybil

2004-04-02 :: Everybody Poops

2004-03-30 :: Even Britney Wears More Clothes Than This

2004-03-29 :: Catch This

2004-03-29 :: Two Things

2004-03-27 :: My Pops

2004-03-26 :: Stop the FCC

2004-03-25 :: Drama

2004-03-24 :: Not Much of an Update

2004-03-22 :: Mom Sadness

2004-03-19 :: The Mind Reels

2004-03-19 :: Iowa Pride

2004-03-17 :: Don't Call Me A Nice Girl You Prick

2004-03-17 :: Driving Irritations

2004-03-16 :: HELP

2004-03-15 :: Shut Up Boston

2004-03-11 :: My Dad is a Trend Whore

2004-03-10 :: Revelations?

2004-03-09 :: Annoyance

2004-03-08 :: Lipgloss and Wills

2004-03-04 :: Am I Going to Hell?

2004-03-02 :: Conversion Conversations

2004-03-01 :: Outlaw In-law

2004-02-27 :: Double Whee

2004-02-26 :: FIL Sadness

2004-02-25 :: Romantic

2004-02-24 :: Anniversary Time

2004-02-23 :: Gay Marriage, Health Codes and Voices in My Head

2004-02-19 :: Naked J

2004-02-18 :: Back the Fuck Off

2004-02-12 :: I Married a Gay Man But He Still Won't Wax His Eyebrows

2004-02-11 :: Breakdown

2004-02-10 :: Random Thoughts

2004-02-09 :: Sell Outs

2004-02-09 :: Plane-Smell

2004-02-05 :: Tooth Trauma

2004-02-04 :: I'm Back

2004-01-28 :: Laundry Drama

2004-01-27 :: K & J

2004-01-26 :: New Hair, New Addiction

2004-01-26 :: Stress

2004-01-23 :: Kleenex Hunters

2004-01-22 :: Creep

2004-01-21 :: Scarf Trauma

2004-01-20 :: Mama Monica

2004-01-19 :: Bone Thievery

2004-01-16 :: Bloody Friday

2004-01-15 :: Slut Red

2004-01-13 :: Sparkly Helmets and Dire Predictions

2004-01-12 :: Book Trauma

2004-01-08 :: Schmow Day

2004-01-06 :: Fucking Snow

2004-01-05 :: Blue January

2003-12-31 :: Snow Day and Happy New Year

2003-12-30 :: Snoring Pug Barely Escapes Strangulation By Owner

2003-12-29 :: I Miss My Bed

2003-12-23 :: Kids Schmids

2003-12-22 :: ARGH!

2003-12-19 :: Anyone Want a Husband? He Has Cute Sideburns.

2003-12-19 :: Stuffed Mushrooms are Yicky

2003-12-18 :: Nice Ass in Code

2003-12-15 :: Dicks and a Meth Head--It's Monday

2003-12-13 :: Weekend Schmeekend

2003-12-12 :: House Husband

2003-12-11 :: MY EYES! MY EYES!

2003-12-10 :: Puppy Rage

2003-12-09 :: I'm Getting a Haircut!!!

2003-12-08 :: Naked George

2003-12-06 :: Dental Musings and the Bony Pony

2003-12-05 :: WANTED: Dead or Alive

2003-12-04 :: Office Antics

2003-12-03 :: Happy Birthday J!

2003-12-03 :: I've Got a Fever

2003-12-02 :: Thinking of Doug and Linda

2003-12-01 :: Gene Pool

2003-11-30 :: Crazy Grandma

2003-11-29 :: Makeover Maven

2003-11-28 :: Raised By Wolverines

2003-11-27 :: Happy Thanksgiving

2003-11-26 :: Not Your Man

2003-11-26 :: Puppy Mama Gone Wild

2003-11-26 :: Downtown Dreaming

2003-11-25 :: Proposed Out of Office

2003-11-25 :: Don't Pee in the Yard Daddy

2003-11-24 :: Weekend Suckage

2003-11-22 :: Exciting News

2003-11-21 :: Snow Day

2003-11-20 :: Damn Telecommunications Conglomerates

2003-11-19 :: What to Wear?

2003-11-18 :: Master of Healthcare

2003-11-16 :: The German Girl Goes to the Grocery

2003-11-15 :: One Pair Per Family. Per Year.

2003-11-14 :: Why Yes, You May Rub My Ass

2003-11-13 :: Oooops

2003-11-12 :: In the Driver's Seat

2003-11-11 :: ihatemyhusband.com

2003-11-11 :: If I Was A Veteran, Could I Have Today Off? Because I Am. No, Really.

2003-11-10 :: The Good Wife

2003-11-09 :: Mom

2003-11-08 :: Just Fifty Years Until the Old Folks Home, Better Practice

2003-11-07 :: Who Wants to Get Married On Dr. Phil

2003-11-06 :: Another Commandment Broken

2003-11-05 :: Get Off The Goddamn Road

2003-11-04 :: Look Out Tammy Faye

2003-11-03 :: What Do I Do With My Extra Duct Tape?

2003-11-02 :: Welcome to the Family Thor

2003-11-01 :: Keep on Staring, I Can Use the Hits

2003-10-31 :: Eggs and a Pug--Bad Mix?

2003-10-30 :: Bad Anyabeth, Don't Pick on Daddy

2003-10-30 :: My Day Needs a Fast Forward Button

2003-10-29 :: Worry Warts

2003-10-29 :: Power Outages, High School and the Sacred Heart

2003-10-28 :: Pillow Talk

2003-10-27 :: Chicken Shit

2003-10-26 :: It's Gotta Be the Hair

2003-10-24 :: Somewhat Better

2003-10-23 :: Magical Boobs

2003-10-22 :: No, YOU are a Car Dancer

2003-10-22 :: I Should Be Published

2003-10-21 :: It's Raining, It's Pouring, the Old Man is SNORING

2003-10-20 :: Cybermistress

2003-10-20 :: A Guest Entry

2003-10-19 :: Going Disney

2003-10-18 :: Protect Me From My Mother

2003-10-17 :: Day Four/Day Five

2003-10-16 :: Day Three, Part Deux

2003-10-16 :: Cocksuckers Part II

2003-10-16 :: Cocksuckers

2003-10-15 :: I Want To Believe

2003-10-15 :: Day Three

2003-10-14 :: Day Two

2003-10-14 :: Day One

2003-10-09 :: Unibrow and Suitcases

2003-10-09 :: 24 Hours to Go (I Should Be Sedated)

2003-10-08 :: I Have Guilt

2003-10-08 :: This Just Proves, as Usual, That I Am Fucked Up

2003-10-07 :: Send the Check Ass-stick

2003-10-07 :: I'm Not Sure I Want to Do It

2003-10-06 :: Not Crying Yet

2003-10-06 :: CUBS WIN!!!!!

2003-10-05 :: Shopping Alone

2003-10-04 :: Wouldn't Want to Be More Dressed Up Than the Bride

2003-10-03 :: My Girls Look Lumpy

2003-10-02 :: Kidney for Sale

2003-10-01 :: Conversations Not to Be Had on Buses

2003-09-30 :: Sad News

2003-09-30 :: Countdown

2003-09-29 :: Big ASS and Other Pieces of Meat

2003-09-28 :: Why Can't Exes and Their Families Just Die

2003-09-27 :: Carpet Powder--the New Cocaine

2003-09-25 :: Just Stay in Canada Assmunch

2003-09-25 :: Engage Brain Before Mouth

2003-09-24 :: Cheating Louses and Fancy Ladies

2003-09-23 :: Aren't Toilet Seats a Constitutional Right?

2003-09-22 :: OK I Forgot This Part

2003-09-22 :: BR, BO and One Eyed Anya

2003-09-20 :: Daisy Duke Ain't Got Nothing On Me

2003-09-19 :: Aspirin is Worried About This New Competitor

2003-09-18 :: Tanya

2003-09-17 :: Dr. Phil, Mr. James and a Grilled Cheese

2003-09-16 :: Girl Almost Breaks Face Off in Stairwell, Mourns Not Getting That Time Off

2003-09-16 :: Sweater Vests, Silver Sneakers and Thou

2003-09-15 :: These Kids Will Run the Country One Day, I'm Moving to Brazil

2003-09-14 :: BR Conspiracy

2003-09-12 :: An Angel in Black?

2003-09-11 :: 9/11

2003-09-11 :: Caziah Angel

2003-09-10 :: I'm a Big Kid Now

2003-09-10 :: Aunt Flo Please Come Home

2003-09-09 :: Is Insanity Genetic?

2003-09-08 :: Santa George

2003-09-07 :: Fucking PMS. Fucking Pants.

2003-09-05 :: Mr. Anyabeth

2003-09-05 :: Girls Gone Wild

2003-09-04 :: Even Forrest Gump Had Good Diction

2003-09-04 :: Don't Make Me Get All Donald Duck on Your Ass

2003-09-03 :: I Wish ET Would Stop Making Me Burp

2003-09-03 :: Degrassi Junior High, the Fucked Up Generation

2003-09-02 :: Nastiassasaurous Rex

2003-09-01 :: Let Them Have Porn

2003-08-31 :: Baldy Leaves the Nest

2003-08-31 :: Blue Carrots! In My CEREAL!

2003-08-30 :: I am Sure the Daughters of the American Revolution Will Call Any Day

2003-08-29 :: Grandpa

2003-08-29 :: Bargain Goddess

2003-08-28 :: Weddings and Balls

2003-08-27 :: Food Fight

2003-08-27 :: Gimpy, the Eighth Dwarf No One Likes to Talk About

2003-08-26 :: Is Bitchiness Genetic?

2003-08-25 :: What Smells? Oh, me.

2003-08-25 :: Coffee Table Dancing

2003-08-24 :: Flo and Stumpy

2003-08-23 :: Scarlett Vs. Barry

2003-08-22 :: Won't You Be My Neighbor? Seriously

2003-08-21 :: It's Finally Thursday

2003-08-21 :: Bloody Wednesday

2003-08-20 :: Ralph the Talking Squirrel

2003-08-19 :: Too Much Information

2003-08-18 :: Just Let Your Leg Hair Grow

2003-08-18 :: Public Service Announcement

2003-08-17 :: Little Green Men

2003-08-16 :: Shriner's Swarm the Greater Everett Area

2003-08-15 :: Bloodthirsty Dogs and Redecorating Moms

2003-08-14 :: Garlic and Candy Flutes

2003-08-14 :: Google Me

2003-08-13 :: Exhibit G

2003-08-12 :: Tuesday Rage

2003-08-12 :: An Apple a Day Brings the Police

2003-08-12 :: When Jehova's Witnesses Don't Shut Their Bathroom Blinds

2003-08-11 :: Who's My Daddy?

2003-08-11 :: Old Lady Anyabeth

2003-08-10 :: Ratboy, Promiscuity and a Rainy Sunday

2003-08-09 :: Mine is 3 Inches, How About Yours?

2003-08-09 :: He is the Walrus

2003-08-08 :: Soul Sister

2003-08-07 :: PMS, Not Just For Breakfast Anymore

2003-08-07 :: Nastier Than You Ever Thought Possible

2003-08-07 :: Sports Update

2003-08-06 :: I Dirty Dog Dare You

2003-08-06 :: Just Call Her Buttney and Get it Over With

2003-08-05 :: My First Survey

2003-08-05 :: Thank You Mr. Truck Driver

2003-08-04 :: I am the Very Soul of Romance

2003-08-03 :: Take Me Out to the Ball Game

2003-08-03 :: Do Babies Really Bounce?

2003-08-02 :: If You Can't Trust Mama

2003-08-02 :: Four Breasts and British!

2003-08-01 :: My Huffy Didn't Have the Vibrate Feature

2003-07-31 :: EatMeat.com

2003-07-31 :: Catty McBitchcakes

2003-07-30 :: Nasty in the Afternoon

2003-07-30 :: Don't make me yack on you Yacker

2003-07-30 :: Bargain Basement