Acne and Body Hair
And I do not care.
Because I got my period last night!
Can I get a wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Its been three months people! Three fucking months. I actually danced when I got it last night. DANCED MOTHERFUCKERS DANCED!
I can handle big giant pimples that threaten to bump into things if I get my period.
Of course I will be bitching about it tomorrow.
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I was in the bathroom at the mall yesterday when I noticed something alarming.
There was a strip of hair on my leg. It was perfectly smooth above this strip and below this strip. But this strip was LONG. Like I could braid the hair.
And I know that thigh hair is a slippery slope. My mother hasn't shaved above the knee since 1982. And I have seen that. Its not pretty.
I mean I don't have a lot of body hair. And its all blond. But was I shaving with my eyes closed for like a year or what?!
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Leg hair and periods. I am HOT today.
No wonder J shrinks my sweaters.