Weaning from My One True Love
Neither did our group grief counseling this morning but whatev.
***
I drink a lot of Coca Cola. I consider it the nectar of the Gods. I frink more Coke than one woman really should. I have been trying, for most of my adult life, to find a suitable substitute. I know it is bad for my teeth. Full of sugar and caffeine. And contains a lot of calories that my ass could live without. Sadly, that is what I really love about Coca Cola so you see my problem.
I flirted with Diet Coke. And we were actually doing pretty well until Monica got pregnant and lured me to the Dark Side of Regular from which I have never recovered. I have tried different juices, but honestly they have just as much sugar so I might as well have the good stuff.
Nobody should worry that I do not get enough water. I drink a gallon a day. This + my huge Coca Cola addiction should explain why I pee about every five minutes.
I may have found the solution this weekend. Its a delighful seltzer that has actual taste (which is why seltzer has failed miserably before). It is very guzzleable. And readily available in grocery stores.
PLUS. It makes you belch like a sailor and really who does not love that.
So for now. I am trying to give up my one true love. I mean, limit my consumption of.
I bet I make it a week.