Archives
2005-03-21 :: New Digs2005-03-20 :: Deletions
2005-03-17 :: Oh Go Take Your Viagra
2005-03-17 :: You Can Put Your Shamrock Up Your . .
2005-03-17 :: Fuck That Ham
2005-03-16 :: Anniversary of Crap
2005-03-15 :: Fuck the Ham, Mother
2005-03-14 :: First Laugh
2005-03-14 :: Damn Birds
2005-03-13 :: Craaaaazy, and Sadly Not Drunk
2005-03-11 :: I Need Another Shot
2005-03-10 :: What's Next? Crying During Commercials for Long Distance Carriers?
2005-03-10 :: You Kiss Me With That Mouth?
2005-03-09 :: Told You So
2005-03-08 :: Genetically Flawed
2005-03-07 :: Missing My Fake ID
2005-03-05 :: 38 Steps to a Miserable But Pretty Smelling Dog
2005-03-05 :: Doggie Therapy Needed
2005-03-04 :: The View
2005-03-02 :: Stuck
2005-03-01 :: Damn Keds Making Me Cry
2005-03-01 :: Its Not the Eighties and You Are No Molly Ringwald
2005-02-28 :: New Toy
2005-02-28 :: Oscar in Summary
2005-02-28 :: Apples
2005-02-26 :: Good Thing I am Cute
2005-02-25 :: Oh the Humanity
2005-02-24 :: Four More Years
2005-02-22 :: Sperm Check In
2005-02-22 :: Weaning from My One True Love
2005-02-22 :: A Girl Has to Pee Sometime
2005-02-19 :: Still in My Hole
2005-02-18 :: Not Missing a Pill
2005-02-17 :: She's Gone
2005-02-16 :: Controlling the Psycho Within
2005-02-15 :: Sperm Dignity
2005-02-14 :: V Day
2005-02-12 :: Commercial Rage
2005-02-10 :: Mitten Kitten
2005-02-09 :: Saggy Black Socks
2005-02-08 :: The Day After
2005-02-07 :: Pitchers and Catchers Need to Report
2005-02-06 :: The Not-So Super Bowl
2005-02-04 :: Boys Don't Make Passes . . .
2005-02-03 :: Breast Betrayal
2005-02-02 :: Germ Wars
2005-02-01 :: Attack of the Clones
2005-01-31 :: Birds and Elephants
2005-01-31 :: GAH!
2005-01-31 :: Thinking About Suzanne
2005-01-27 :: Stepford Christians
2005-01-27 :: Pool Losing Whiners
2005-01-26 :: CAKE
2005-01-26 :: Cold Front
2005-01-25 :: Ripping
2005-01-24 :: Oh, Nothing
2005-01-20 :: The Dachshund Cure
2005-01-19 :: Still Sucking
2005-01-19 :: Well I Don't Sniff It
2005-01-18 :: Umbrellaphobia
2005-01-17 :: Why Was I Talking About Gazebos?
2005-01-15 :: Hate/Love
2005-01-14 :: Next Year's Trend?
2005-01-13 :: I Missed Project Runway!?!?!?
2005-01-12 :: Did McCarthy Have a Son?
2005-01-11 :: Smelly Boy and Short Man
2005-01-10 :: SOCKS IS A WOMAN!
2005-01-10 :: Snowy Assholes
2005-01-06 :: Personal. Growth.
2005-01-06 :: Am an Asshole
2005-01-05 :: No Man's Land
2005-01-04 :: Attack of the Fifty Foot Geek
2005-01-03 :: New Year and the No Freak Out Zone
2004-12-30 :: New Year's and Annoying Foreign Offices
2004-12-29 :: Kit-Kats and Natural Disasters
2004-12-28 :: Cue the Tomatoes
2004-12-28 :: A Little Sad
2004-12-23 :: Clockwork Falls
2004-12-22 :: Hazard Pay
2004-12-21 :: Fuck You Glamour
2004-12-20 :: Smells Like
2004-12-17 :: Peanut Butter Adventure
2004-12-17 :: Leave Your Brats at Home Asshole
2004-12-16 :: What is the Male Form of Cruella?
2004-12-15 :: Welcome Guests
2004-12-15 :: Anyone Want a Pug?
2004-12-14 :: Mom and Dad
2004-12-13 :: The Itchy and Scratchy Show
2004-12-13 :: That is Just Unacceptable
2004-12-10 :: Cry For Me
2004-12-09 :: What is Tall, Hairy and Smells Like Poo?
2004-12-09 :: Wedding Website?
2004-12-08 :: Boobah Melted My Brain
2004-12-02 :: Steroids Blah
2004-12-01 :: Neurotic Crap
2004-12-01 :: Santa Baby
2004-11-30 :: Good Start
2004-11-29 :: First Day Back
2004-11-27 :: Delicate Balance
2004-11-25 :: Thanksgiving
2004-11-24 :: Pre-Thanksgiving Mess
2004-11-23 :: Fear Factor
2004-11-22 :: Snippets
2004-11-22 :: Manic Monday
2004-11-22 :: Values
2004-11-19 :: What About the PONIES?
2004-11-18 :: Long Live Tyra
2004-11-17 :: Porn and Pills
2004-11-15 :: Its Free
2004-11-15 :: This Just In
2004-11-15 :: Am Selfish
2004-11-12 :: One Potato, Two Potato
2004-11-11 :: Veterans' Day
2004-11-10 :: I Don't Really Do Forks
2004-11-10 :: Puke Sweater
2004-11-10 :: Close to Equal
2004-11-09 :: Food Issues
2004-11-08 :: Quirks
2004-11-08 :: Goddamn Dieters
2004-11-05 :: Its Friday I'm a Little Scattered
2004-11-04 :: Conversion #2
2004-11-03 :: CRY
2004-11-02 :: Its Today
2004-11-01 :: Sorry About This
2004-11-01 :: One More Day
2004-10-28 :: Its a SWEEP
2004-10-27 :: I Am Begging
2004-10-27 :: Better. I Think
2004-10-26 :: Do-Over
2004-10-25 :: Today Blows
2004-10-22 :: The Mommy Chop
2004-10-21 :: Biggest Chokers Ever
2004-10-20 :: One More
2004-10-19 :: Four Days a Week
2004-10-18 :: GAMESIX!!!!!!!
2004-10-18 :: Hang On
2004-10-17 :: Baseball Blues
2004-10-15 :: If I Should Die
2004-10-14 :: Ugly Shit People Wear
2004-10-13 :: And a Step Back
2004-10-12 :: Get Dressed
2004-10-11 :: Acne and Body Hair
2004-10-10 :: Dumbass
2004-10-08 :: Flashing Lawn Boys and Febreeze
2004-10-06 :: Doggie Rebellion
2004-10-05 :: Falling for Fall
2004-10-04 :: I Really Really Don't Stink
2004-10-04 :: Predictions and Ho-Hum
2004-10-02 :: J-Dad, Quit Calling
2004-09-30 :: Poker Pickups
2004-09-30 :: Workplace Rules
2004-09-28 :: My Jordan
2004-09-27 :: They Are Working
2004-09-25 :: The Finest Things
2004-09-22 :: Shitting in a Bag
2004-09-20 :: Bring Back the Face Fur
2004-09-20 :: Monica Had Her Baby!
2004-09-16 :: Not the News I Wanted
2004-09-15 :: I Will Call the Rabbi When My Ox is Fixed
2004-09-13 :: The PPs
2004-09-12 :: Wheepy Weekend
2004-09-10 :: Damn, J Was Right
2004-09-08 :: Mama He's Crazy
2004-09-07 :: Pathetic
2004-09-05 :: Yankee Killers
2004-09-03 :: Missing Kitty Update
2004-09-01 :: Post Its From My Soul
2004-08-31 :: Damn Cat and Fucking Husbands
2004-08-30 :: Lalalalalalala Marriage
2004-08-30 :: Elevator Rage
2004-08-30 :: Best Friend, Relaxation, and the FUCKING CAT
2004-08-26 :: Conversion #1
2004-08-26 :: Seven More Hours to Go
2004-08-25 :: Thriller Morning
2004-08-24 :: Late and Purplely
2004-08-23 :: Family of Six
2004-08-20 :: Emotional Roller Coaster
2004-08-18 :: Thinking About Jbro
2004-08-17 :: Hot Men in Little Outfits--WHOO!
2004-08-16 :: Happy Birthday to Me
2004-08-13 :: Fucking Engineers
2004-08-13 :: Annoyed
2004-08-09 :: Homesick
2004-08-07 :: Neighborhood Blahs
2004-08-06 :: Rushing
2004-08-06 :: Sadness
2004-08-05 :: We WON
2004-08-04 :: I am So Unusual
2004-08-03 :: SNORE
2004-08-02 :: Fever Blisters and Baseball
2004-07-30 :: Get Mama a COKE
2004-07-29 :: Yay Team!
2004-07-29 :: Voting Rant, AGAIN
2004-07-27 :: Old Lady, Sympathy and Political Rage
2004-07-26 :: Ew, For So Many Reasons
2004-07-26 :: A Short List of Reasons that I Am A Cranky Bitch, Or Everything In the World Everywhere
2004-07-25 :: Culture of Fear
2004-07-22 :: Boring Crap
2004-07-21 :: Darla II
2004-07-21 :: Darla
2004-07-20 :: Planes and Short Hair Explanations
2004-07-19 :: Dog Shit and Frenchies
2004-07-18 :: Patience is Not My Virtue
2004-07-17 :: But I Won't Like It
2004-07-15 :: One More Down
2004-07-15 :: Ass Squared
2004-07-13 :: Best Bitches Forever
2004-07-13 :: Eat a Carb
2004-07-12 :: Free At Last
2004-07-08 :: Thank God He is a Terrible Listener
2004-07-06 :: Why I Am Not Cool and Have Never Been Cool and Will Never Be Cool
2004-07-06 :: Fireworks, Vice-Presidents and White Pants
2004-07-01 :: An Example of Me Being Shallow and an Asshole
2004-06-28 :: Uber-Bitch
2004-06-28 :: I Love Clinton
2004-06-25 :: Bargains
2004-06-24 :: Mr. Fix-It
2004-06-23 :: Odd But True
2004-06-22 :: MVP
2004-06-21 :: Link O'Rama
2004-06-20 :: The Former Mrs. G
2004-06-18 :: The Shrub and the Restless
2004-06-17 :: Political Daddy
2004-06-16 :: Woman-haters?
2004-06-16 :: More Turkey Mr. Chandler?
2004-06-15 :: Humiliation at Burger King
2004-06-15 :: Late Night, Big Win
2004-06-14 :: Fucking Bus
2004-06-13 :: Part Two
2004-06-13 :: MIL Blues
2004-06-12 :: Part One
2004-06-10 :: Eeek
2004-06-10 :: I'm BAAAAAAAAACK
2004-06-03 :: Crap, Eighty-Four Thousand And ONE Things to Do
2004-06-02 :: Picky Picky
2004-06-01 :: Optimism and Eddie Izzard
2004-05-29 :: Rambling
2004-05-28 :: Prattle
2004-05-27 :: Favored Child
2004-05-26 :: Marriage and Hair
2004-05-25 :: Cut it Off?
2004-05-24 :: Product Placement
2004-05-24 :: Wasted Weekend
2004-05-20 :: Politics, Even I am Bored
2004-05-19 :: Too Much TV and White Pants Rebellion
2004-05-17 :: Moms, Fashion and Jesus
2004-05-17 :: Monday Blows
2004-05-15 :: My Skin Hates Me
2004-05-14 :: The Birds
2004-05-12 :: Bus Stop Bitches
2004-05-10 :: 30 Not So Important Things
2004-05-10 :: Crab Legs, Stoners and Reality TV
2004-05-08 :: Why Tanning is My Last Vice
2004-05-07 :: Its Friday and I am Dull
2004-05-05 :: Marriage Rules
2004-05-02 :: Monkey Loving
2004-05-01 :: How Did THIS Happen?
2004-05-01 :: WHOOOOOOO
2004-04-30 :: Dreading Monday
2004-04-28 :: Nature Schamture
2004-04-27 :: Three Things
2004-04-26 :: ACK!
2004-04-23 :: Its a GIRL
2004-04-22 :: Customer Disloyalty Card
2004-04-21 :: Rushed
2004-04-20 :: I Am Out
2004-04-16 :: Just Do It
2004-04-14 :: Start Caring
2004-04-13 :: DAMN
2004-04-12 :: Fucking 7-11
2004-04-08 :: Smile This
2004-04-06 :: New Meaning to Bubblehead
2004-04-06 :: I Am That Innocent
2004-04-05 :: Pardon Me, Sybil
2004-04-02 :: Everybody Poops
2004-03-30 :: Even Britney Wears More Clothes Than This
2004-03-29 :: Catch This
2004-03-29 :: Two Things
2004-03-27 :: My Pops
2004-03-26 :: Stop the FCC
2004-03-25 :: Drama
2004-03-24 :: Not Much of an Update
2004-03-22 :: Mom Sadness
2004-03-19 :: The Mind Reels
2004-03-19 :: Iowa Pride
2004-03-17 :: Don't Call Me A Nice Girl You Prick
2004-03-17 :: Driving Irritations
2004-03-16 :: HELP
2004-03-15 :: Shut Up Boston
2004-03-11 :: My Dad is a Trend Whore
2004-03-10 :: Revelations?
2004-03-09 :: Annoyance
2004-03-08 :: Lipgloss and Wills
2004-03-04 :: Am I Going to Hell?
2004-03-02 :: Conversion Conversations
2004-03-01 :: Outlaw In-law
2004-02-27 :: Double Whee
2004-02-26 :: FIL Sadness
2004-02-25 :: Romantic
2004-02-24 :: Anniversary Time
2004-02-23 :: Gay Marriage, Health Codes and Voices in My Head
2004-02-19 :: Naked J
2004-02-18 :: Back the Fuck Off
2004-02-12 :: I Married a Gay Man But He Still Won't Wax His Eyebrows
2004-02-11 :: Breakdown
2004-02-10 :: Random Thoughts
2004-02-09 :: Sell Outs
2004-02-09 :: Plane-Smell
2004-02-05 :: Tooth Trauma
2004-02-04 :: I'm Back
2004-01-28 :: Laundry Drama
2004-01-27 :: K & J
2004-01-26 :: New Hair, New Addiction
2004-01-26 :: Stress
2004-01-23 :: Kleenex Hunters
2004-01-22 :: Creep
2004-01-21 :: Scarf Trauma
2004-01-20 :: Mama Monica
2004-01-19 :: Bone Thievery
2004-01-16 :: Bloody Friday
2004-01-15 :: Slut Red
2004-01-13 :: Sparkly Helmets and Dire Predictions
2004-01-12 :: Book Trauma
2004-01-08 :: Schmow Day
2004-01-06 :: Fucking Snow
2004-01-05 :: Blue January
2003-12-31 :: Snow Day and Happy New Year
2003-12-30 :: Snoring Pug Barely Escapes Strangulation By Owner
2003-12-29 :: I Miss My Bed
2003-12-23 :: Kids Schmids
2003-12-22 :: ARGH!
2003-12-19 :: Anyone Want a Husband? He Has Cute Sideburns.
2003-12-19 :: Stuffed Mushrooms are Yicky
2003-12-18 :: Nice Ass in Code
2003-12-15 :: Dicks and a Meth Head--It's Monday
2003-12-13 :: Weekend Schmeekend
2003-12-12 :: House Husband
2003-12-11 :: MY EYES! MY EYES!
2003-12-10 :: Puppy Rage
2003-12-09 :: I'm Getting a Haircut!!!
2003-12-08 :: Naked George
2003-12-06 :: Dental Musings and the Bony Pony
2003-12-05 :: WANTED: Dead or Alive
2003-12-04 :: Office Antics
2003-12-03 :: Happy Birthday J!
2003-12-03 :: I've Got a Fever
2003-12-02 :: Thinking of Doug and Linda
2003-12-01 :: Gene Pool
2003-11-30 :: Crazy Grandma
2003-11-29 :: Makeover Maven
2003-11-28 :: Raised By Wolverines
2003-11-27 :: Happy Thanksgiving
2003-11-26 :: Not Your Man
2003-11-26 :: Puppy Mama Gone Wild
2003-11-26 :: Downtown Dreaming
2003-11-25 :: Proposed Out of Office
2003-11-25 :: Don't Pee in the Yard Daddy
2003-11-24 :: Weekend Suckage
2003-11-22 :: Exciting News
2003-11-21 :: Snow Day
2003-11-20 :: Damn Telecommunications Conglomerates
2003-11-19 :: What to Wear?
2003-11-18 :: Master of Healthcare
2003-11-16 :: The German Girl Goes to the Grocery
2003-11-15 :: One Pair Per Family. Per Year.
2003-11-14 :: Why Yes, You May Rub My Ass
2003-11-13 :: Oooops
2003-11-12 :: In the Driver's Seat
2003-11-11 :: ihatemyhusband.com
2003-11-11 :: If I Was A Veteran, Could I Have Today Off? Because I Am. No, Really.
2003-11-10 :: The Good Wife
2003-11-09 :: Mom
2003-11-08 :: Just Fifty Years Until the Old Folks Home, Better Practice
2003-11-07 :: Who Wants to Get Married On Dr. Phil
2003-11-06 :: Another Commandment Broken
2003-11-05 :: Get Off The Goddamn Road
2003-11-04 :: Look Out Tammy Faye
2003-11-03 :: What Do I Do With My Extra Duct Tape?
2003-11-02 :: Welcome to the Family Thor
2003-11-01 :: Keep on Staring, I Can Use the Hits
2003-10-31 :: Eggs and a Pug--Bad Mix?
2003-10-30 :: Bad Anyabeth, Don't Pick on Daddy
2003-10-30 :: My Day Needs a Fast Forward Button
2003-10-29 :: Worry Warts
2003-10-29 :: Power Outages, High School and the Sacred Heart
2003-10-28 :: Pillow Talk
2003-10-27 :: Chicken Shit
2003-10-26 :: It's Gotta Be the Hair
2003-10-24 :: Somewhat Better
2003-10-23 :: Magical Boobs
2003-10-22 :: No, YOU are a Car Dancer
2003-10-22 :: I Should Be Published
2003-10-21 :: It's Raining, It's Pouring, the Old Man is SNORING
2003-10-20 :: Cybermistress
2003-10-20 :: A Guest Entry
2003-10-19 :: Going Disney
2003-10-18 :: Protect Me From My Mother
2003-10-17 :: Day Four/Day Five
2003-10-16 :: Day Three, Part Deux
2003-10-16 :: Cocksuckers Part II
2003-10-16 :: Cocksuckers
2003-10-15 :: I Want To Believe
2003-10-15 :: Day Three
2003-10-14 :: Day Two
2003-10-14 :: Day One
2003-10-09 :: Unibrow and Suitcases
2003-10-09 :: 24 Hours to Go (I Should Be Sedated)
2003-10-08 :: I Have Guilt
2003-10-08 :: This Just Proves, as Usual, That I Am Fucked Up
2003-10-07 :: Send the Check Ass-stick
2003-10-07 :: I'm Not Sure I Want to Do It
2003-10-06 :: Not Crying Yet
2003-10-06 :: CUBS WIN!!!!!
2003-10-05 :: Shopping Alone
2003-10-04 :: Wouldn't Want to Be More Dressed Up Than the Bride
2003-10-03 :: My Girls Look Lumpy
2003-10-02 :: Kidney for Sale
2003-10-01 :: Conversations Not to Be Had on Buses
2003-09-30 :: Sad News
2003-09-30 :: Countdown
2003-09-29 :: Big ASS and Other Pieces of Meat
2003-09-28 :: Why Can't Exes and Their Families Just Die
2003-09-27 :: Carpet Powder--the New Cocaine
2003-09-25 :: Just Stay in Canada Assmunch
2003-09-25 :: Engage Brain Before Mouth
2003-09-24 :: Cheating Louses and Fancy Ladies
2003-09-23 :: Aren't Toilet Seats a Constitutional Right?
2003-09-22 :: OK I Forgot This Part
2003-09-22 :: BR, BO and One Eyed Anya
2003-09-20 :: Daisy Duke Ain't Got Nothing On Me
2003-09-19 :: Aspirin is Worried About This New Competitor
2003-09-18 :: Tanya
2003-09-17 :: Dr. Phil, Mr. James and a Grilled Cheese
2003-09-16 :: Girl Almost Breaks Face Off in Stairwell, Mourns Not Getting That Time Off
2003-09-16 :: Sweater Vests, Silver Sneakers and Thou
2003-09-15 :: These Kids Will Run the Country One Day, I'm Moving to Brazil
2003-09-14 :: BR Conspiracy
2003-09-12 :: An Angel in Black?
2003-09-11 :: 9/11
2003-09-11 :: Caziah Angel
2003-09-10 :: I'm a Big Kid Now
2003-09-10 :: Aunt Flo Please Come Home
2003-09-09 :: Is Insanity Genetic?
2003-09-08 :: Santa George
2003-09-07 :: Fucking PMS. Fucking Pants.
2003-09-05 :: Mr. Anyabeth
2003-09-05 :: Girls Gone Wild
2003-09-04 :: Even Forrest Gump Had Good Diction
2003-09-04 :: Don't Make Me Get All Donald Duck on Your Ass
2003-09-03 :: I Wish ET Would Stop Making Me Burp
2003-09-03 :: Degrassi Junior High, the Fucked Up Generation
2003-09-02 :: Nastiassasaurous Rex
2003-09-01 :: Let Them Have Porn
2003-08-31 :: Baldy Leaves the Nest
2003-08-31 :: Blue Carrots! In My CEREAL!
2003-08-30 :: I am Sure the Daughters of the American Revolution Will Call Any Day
2003-08-29 :: Grandpa
2003-08-29 :: Bargain Goddess
2003-08-28 :: Weddings and Balls
2003-08-27 :: Food Fight
2003-08-27 :: Gimpy, the Eighth Dwarf No One Likes to Talk About
2003-08-26 :: Is Bitchiness Genetic?
2003-08-25 :: What Smells? Oh, me.
2003-08-25 :: Coffee Table Dancing
2003-08-24 :: Flo and Stumpy
2003-08-23 :: Scarlett Vs. Barry
2003-08-22 :: Won't You Be My Neighbor? Seriously
2003-08-21 :: It's Finally Thursday
2003-08-21 :: Bloody Wednesday
2003-08-20 :: Ralph the Talking Squirrel
2003-08-19 :: Too Much Information
2003-08-18 :: Just Let Your Leg Hair Grow
2003-08-18 :: Public Service Announcement
2003-08-17 :: Little Green Men
2003-08-16 :: Shriner's Swarm the Greater Everett Area
2003-08-15 :: Bloodthirsty Dogs and Redecorating Moms
2003-08-14 :: Garlic and Candy Flutes
2003-08-14 :: Google Me
2003-08-13 :: Exhibit G
2003-08-12 :: Tuesday Rage
2003-08-12 :: An Apple a Day Brings the Police
2003-08-12 :: When Jehova's Witnesses Don't Shut Their Bathroom Blinds
2003-08-11 :: Who's My Daddy?
2003-08-11 :: Old Lady Anyabeth
2003-08-10 :: Ratboy, Promiscuity and a Rainy Sunday
2003-08-09 :: Mine is 3 Inches, How About Yours?
2003-08-09 :: He is the Walrus
2003-08-08 :: Soul Sister
2003-08-07 :: PMS, Not Just For Breakfast Anymore
2003-08-07 :: Nastier Than You Ever Thought Possible
2003-08-07 :: Sports Update
2003-08-06 :: I Dirty Dog Dare You
2003-08-06 :: Just Call Her Buttney and Get it Over With
2003-08-05 :: My First Survey
2003-08-05 :: Thank You Mr. Truck Driver
2003-08-04 :: I am the Very Soul of Romance
2003-08-03 :: Take Me Out to the Ball Game
2003-08-03 :: Do Babies Really Bounce?
2003-08-02 :: If You Can't Trust Mama
2003-08-02 :: Four Breasts and British!
2003-08-01 :: My Huffy Didn't Have the Vibrate Feature
2003-07-31 :: EatMeat.com
2003-07-31 :: Catty McBitchcakes
2003-07-30 :: Nasty in the Afternoon
2003-07-30 :: Don't make me yack on you Yacker
2003-07-30 :: Bargain Basement