Fuck That Ham
Vomiting first thing in the morning, when you have not eaten in more than twelve hours, is a weird thing. It burns. I am not sure why that is and I really don't want to analyze it all too much.
I was a little shaky after that so I sat there trying to see if I could find any speck of food in the puke. Little morbid curiosity there.
So I am a big giant hypocrit, ranting about how people shouldn't come to work sick and yet here I am. In my defense I do not have a fever or anything so its probably just something I ate or a bug or something.
On a happier note, I got a google referal for FUCK THAT HAM.
I love the internet.