Tantrum Warehouse
Tact Free Since 2003

Sperm Check In

Sperm update.

After our whole drama dropping off the sample and holding it in the armpits and things. We got the results.


How is this possible? I mean the guy got hit repeatedly with radiation. He should have approximately three sperm left. But somehow the determined sperm of his people (a family that reproduces at an alarming rate) has regenerated. I know that OurLastNames have super sperm--apparently they can impregnate women who are on birth control, have had their tubes tied and after a vasectomy. They don't seem to have to be in the same room as a woman to knock her up. Its frightening that a family with so many dental issues has such sturdy genetics. Evolution is frightening in so many ways.

So J's manhood is restored. Such as it is.

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